I had a sudden urge to smoke a cigar and drink scotch today. This was before I hockey-pucked my Treo. I would have done it to but it was Sunday and I couldn't find a liquor store. And all of the good cigar stores are way on the fuckin north side. No, the norther side. I really wanted a glass of Johnnie Walker Red.

I think I might take up drinking as my new hobbie.

Jamie Kennedy's video about rolling with Bob Saget is hilarious. My favorite part: 50 and DMX walk into the club and Saget says blearily "Who are you guys again?"

The moral of the story...thugs and gangstas will never beat out a phony smile and a great jew agent.

Good night, Michelle.

Oh bullshit!!!!

I love my Treo 700p. No, listen to me, I mean I f*ckin love my Treo 700p. I love the way it feels in my hand when I talk on it. I love that it notifies me as soon as I get an email on any one of my several email accounts. I love that it not only stores my contacts, but divides them and further sub-divides them. I love that it reminds me what I've got to do at any given moment. And...I love the way it looks. Oh, God, it is so f*ckin sexy.

So you can imagine the f*ckin coronary I had when I hear a "thud" and look down to see my sprawled across the sidewalk with its battery skittering across the concrete like a lego-luge. Ugh, f*ck sh?t!!! The Treo still works, it's still with us, we haven't lost it. But it's got some savage gashes on the back, right on the fuckin rim of the camera lense.

fuck, shit, piss, fuck, cock, shit, fuck, fuck!!!!

And I don't have insurance on it. Yeah, dropping it isn't an offense worth making an insurance claim about, but I'd fuckin' lie! Now I've got to work over time at the store to earn enough money to buy one SOR. That's, like, $800. Sh!t.

Liz, Sophie and myself spent yesterday being sick with some kind of stomach virus. Not fun. We're feeling better today, but all dehydrated and weak. Roman was spared and spent yesterday cooing and laughing with grandma.

Flickr

This is a test post from , a fancy photo sharing thing.

So I know that Fire Fox is the better browser, but I'm stuck on Safari like a bad relationship. Fortunately, there are some really great plug-ins that give Safari the functionality that I want. The downside, of course, is any time there is an update to Mac OSX or to Safari, the Plug-in has to be updated as well which can take a day or two.

I starting to itch a little for the MacBook Pro. At work I use a Lenovo ThinkPad T43 running Windows 2000. I can't bring any work home to my PowerBook because of the incompatibility of the programs and operating systems. However, if I had a computer that could boot both (a la Boot Camp), than I could be much more productive.

On the other hand, as far as Windows computers go, the ThinkPad is probably one of the best notebooks on the market if not the best. I wouldn't mind having one of the newer T or R Series to have as well.

I finally figured out what that song was the played over the closing credits on the last episode of Entourage -- Hip Hop by Dead Prez. Unfortunately, the song is not on iTunes yet, but I found the CD on Amazon.

Entourage + Music = Awesome

I love HBO's Entourage. I especially like the music the producers use. Here is a list on some of my favorite music finds that I give Entourage credit for:

1) Obie Trice - What they wanna know (currently the ring tone on my Treo 700p)

2) Saigon - Let a Nigga Know

3) Punjabi MC - Beware of the Boyz

There really are lots more but I can't think of any right now. I'm downloading some music off of iTunes right now for when I go to the gym in the morning.