Porn Star Names

I'm sure most people have heard this equation, but if not, let me tell you how to figure out what your God-given porn star name would be if you were a porn star, assuming you're not.

You're first pet's name + The name of your street = Porn Star Name

So according to this equation, my porn star name would be Topper Seacomber.

"Excuse me, Topper, we're going to need you on the set in five."